Let's face it, in a Corporate World where a long-term employee has five years under his belt, it's tough to make the System work for you anymore. Instead of receiving a plush corner office and catchy VP title for your hard work, you're lucky if you don't smash your head on that notorious glass ceiling or get your fanny caught in the the front door when you've been outplaced, downsized, rightsized or retired early.

That's what this newszine is dedicated to: All the tireless workers who don't have the time or patience to work their way up the Corporate ladder anymore.

Beginning with our February 1996 issue, you'll be able to sit back, pop the top on a beer and find humorous and not-so-humorous ways to get credit for other people's work, sound like you're swamped, get out of boring assignments, generate tons of reports, cover up screw ups - all while you're playing Doom II on company time!!

Following are just a few of the topics we'll be covering:

"Getting Permission to Take Vacation After You've Already Taken It"
"Undermining Authority in 10 Easy Steps"
"Running Personal Costs Through Corporate Budgets"
"CorpSpeak: What Management is Really Saying"
"10 Ways to Disable a Computer"
"Fun With Security Badges"
"Creative Acquisition: Is it Really Stealing?"
"Creating Corporate Chaos for Fun and Profit"

Check it all out, beginning Feb. 1. Don't get mad. Get even by stopping by "It's a Living" at http://www.telebyte.com/ccreate/living.html.

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